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Blague

1  noun  ˈbläg, -ȧg   plural -s
: HUMBUG, CLAPTRAP, RAILLERY
2  intransitive verb   -ed/-ing/-s
: to talk pretentiously and usually inaccurately : lie boastfully
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PHOOLEOWEEN!

IT'S FINALLY ALMOST HERE! DOOT DOOT!

A pixelated skull plays a trumpet in a frame from Cathy Jarboe’s famous “jazz skull” GIF. The fuchsia Phoole and the Gang flag has transformed into a tattered orange GHOUL AND THE FANG flag, and it flies below the trumpet-playing skull, who could be Uncle Fweddy or the renowned Mr Skeltal possibly. Above Fweddy, the text “Phooleoween 2024” hovers in orange pixelated text.

Halloween is the finest of holidays, and Phooleoween is our Halloween.


👻 Therefore, on Friday, 25 October 2024, you are invited to our INTERNET HALLOWEEN PARTY!


🎃 Launch your Hallo-Weekend with Phoole & the Gang's Phooleoween Special!


🦇 Spooky Songs ☠️ Terrifying Tunes ⚰️ Monster Mashups 🕯️ Creepy Costumes 😈 Chilling Chatrooms 🔮 Fortunes Foretold...? 💀 Spooky Scary Skeletons!


🧙‍♀️ JOIN THE FUN from the safety of your own location while partying with us virtually in the PhooleOut Shelter!


📙 Share with your favorite freaks and phantoms!


🔮 Friday, 25 Oct 2024 at the links conveniently collected for you at phoole.com/gang!


Leave the Leaves

A forest floor is covered with brown autumn leaves, which have been shaped into a terrifying skull shape. The text "ATTACK OF THE KILLER LEAFS" appears above the skull in bright-orange, frightening horror-movie lettering.

In the Midwestern US, it is autumn currently, and the way humanity accelerates the climate's collapse ever-more-rapidly toward our global apocalyptic demise, we may not have a lot of autumns left. The trees that are still alive are shedding beautiful golden, red, amber, and brown leaves all over the ground.


Did you know that you can simply...not rake the leaves? You don't have to. You can just leave the leaves on your lawn. The USDA even says so! (I know they're corrupt in loads of ways, but they got this one right!) You're not a 17th-century British or European aristocrat, no matter how much you wish you were one, nor how much you dress up like one all the time. You're just not. You don't need a lawn. And even if you cleave to your lawn for your...dirt-occupation-identity...?...the leaves, or "leafs" as some people call them whilst yelling about them, are good for nutrients, insects and wildlife that improve the soil and plants in your yard.


So just leave the leaves. You're so stressed out. Just let it go.


The world is on fire. Take the time and energy you would waste raking leaves and use it to pressure your elected officials to serve citizens instead of hopping in bed with billionaires, or run for office yourself, or get to know your neighbors and develop mutual-aid connections your whole community will need when we don't even have autumns anymore.


And consider enjoying the pretty leaves all over the place while we still have them.


Tony the Cat is OK!

Tony the Cat, a large orange and white domestic shorthaired boi, on our dining table, cuddling up to our Halloween display of fabric autumn leaves, ceramic pumpkins, glass potion bottles, spine candles, and spooky witch cauldrons for kooky potions.

This past Sunday, Tony the Cat (we have TWO cats; Angelo is but ONE of them) gave us quite a turn! We had to rush him to an emergency veterinary clinic for his very first UTI. The doctors and staff at Frontier Veterinary Urgent Care in nearby Greenfield, WI were the absolute best and the sweetest and kindest, and they took great care of Tony, who is back to his gentlemanly, 16-year-old self again - even now, he is sitting behind me, with his paw on my shoulder, one claw gently extended into my flesh, begging for supper, which he is not getting for another hour yet, sorry, buddy.


Relive the Magic (Show)

You can magically rewind our Magic! Show (Phoole and the Gang show number 495) at the show archives all assembled for you at phoole.com/rewind! Below is a speed-through preview highlighting but a few of the tunes in the show. Remember that every show is stored for you in video, audio, podcast, and music-only formats, so you can watch or listen in a variety of ways!



Here is a picture of both cats together so you know we have two of them

Angelo and Tony are two sweet bois. Angelo the Cat is on the left side of the picture, seated on a bench near a window with Tony the Cat. Angelo is sitting upright, with his back to the camera. He is a small white domestic shorthaired cat with pink ears and a pink nose and green eyes and he is one of the most beautiful kitties in the universe. Tony the Cat reclines next to Angelo in a sunbeam. Tony is a big orange and white domestic shorthaired cat with beautiful stripes in his orange parts. Tony's eyes are closed as he enjoys the sunlight, and his stripey tail is curled around his flank relaxedly. Tony is also one of the most beautiful kitties in existence. They are both good sweet bois, though sometimes Angelo acts like a jerk to Tony, which we discourage.

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